captainlitebrite:

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

queerwashing:

*takes bad selfie* *deletes* glad nobody outside a small group of nsa staffers saw that whew

egberts:

where can i buy that for free

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

sorry:

Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?

yeahgretchen:

gasteiatp:

it’s just hard to accept that I spent so many years being less happy than I could’ve been.

Same.

fknandyy:

mariathemuggle:

anemotionallyunstablecreature:

will-you-be-electric-sheep:

Watch it in video

interesting how the answers change as the men get younger

and they call OUR generation lost

I was hating this until the end

I’m gonna reblog again cause this shit is important. my mom is a rape victim and she’s been married twice and she’s the strongest woman I know. rape shouldn’t be a deal breaker, that’s ridiculous.

elainalosersmith:

NEVER FORGET

elainalosersmith:

NEVER FORGET

"Go to a coffee shop. Sit by the bar with the glass windows and look out. Look at all the people running to catch a train. All the girls with one too many shopping bags. All the couples too in love to care. Then you’ll see it - a bit of yourself in everyone. And somehow, sitting alone in a coffee shop had never felt so good."
Unknown (via maddierose)
"Don’t do that. Don’t skip stages in your life. You’re 19, kiss a few boys and wear your heart on your sleeve. There will come a time when you’re 39 and stuck in a suit, wondering why the hell you were so eager to grow up in the first place."
note to self  (via safeslut)

guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you